Sickness

We will no longer accept your doctor's statements as proof of sickness.
We believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.

Leave of Absence for Surgery

We are no longer allowing this practice.
As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed.
We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for.
Anyone having operations will be fired immediately.

Pregnancy

In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the First Aid room when the pains are Five Minutes apart.
If it is false labour, you will have to take an hours leave without pay.

Death

This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel that it is your duty to teach someone your job.