OUR DAILY PRAYER

Our beer
Which cometh in bottles
Hallowed be thy ale

Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as we are in the pub

Give us each day our daily beverage
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spillest against us

And lead us not into poofy winebars
Or detract us from real ale

For mine is the bitter
The totty and the booty
Forever and ever

Barmen !