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SOME ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS
When you don't do it, you're lazy.
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When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
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When your boss makes one, he's only human. Or overworked.
When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
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When your boss does the same, it's initiative.
When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
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When your boss is out, he's on business.
(YEAP ZSE QUEEN, MALAYSIA)
WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN
"Join our fast-paced company."
- we have no time to train you properly.
"No phone calls please."
- we've filled the job; our call for a
CV is just a legal formality.
"Seeking candidates with a wide variety of experience."
- you'll need it to replace the three people who have just left.
"Requires team-leadership skills."
- you'll have the responsibilites of a manager without the pay or respect.
(SHEHRYAR SIKANDER, PAKISTAN)
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