In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for a bus. She was decked out in tight leather mini skirt with matching tight boots and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus' first step. So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried only to discover that she could not make the step.

So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind and unzipped her skirt a little more. For the second time she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and was again unable to make the step.

About this time a large Texan who was behind her in line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know you."

At this the Texan drawled, "Well ma'am normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."