ELEMENT SYMBOL DISCOVERER ATOMIC MASS OCCURENCE	Woman WO2 Adam Accepted as 118lb but known to vary from 100 to 550lbs. Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES	1. Surface usually covered with painted film. 2. Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES	1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and special stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES	1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
TESTS	1. Pure specimens turn rosy pink when discovered in natural state. 2. Turns green when placed next to better specimen.
HAZARDS	1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one.